Part II of 'his' CV

(Part I of 'his' CV can be found here).

1. I never understood poetry, and haven't read any since I was forced to in high school.


2. My life has been profoundly influenced by the work of the noted philosopher Howard Stern.


3. Opera sucks. My all-time favourite TV show is South Park.


4. My literary pursuits are limited to reading Time Magazine, Sports Illustrated, and USA Today.


5. The only language I speak is Bangla. Frankly, my Bangla sucks.
   


6. I avoid confrontations like the plague.


7. I don't know how to swim.


8. I love watching sports on TV. I hate playing sports.


9. The only exercise I ever get is walking between my car and office (a distance of about 150 yards).


10. My social life revolves around my web-surfing activities.


11. One of my ambitions when I retire is to learn how to make french fries.


12. I like making lists. That is my only true hobby. Pretty pathetic, eh?